America’s Next Top Model: All-star attitude

OMG, y’all. America’s Next Top Model All-Stars? It’s seriously like Tyra Banks crawled inside my head and took notes. I just smized. Hard.
 


I vote every reality show does this. American Idol? Can you imagine? Sanjaya back on your TV screen! (OK, bad example.)

These select girls have been brought back because they have been deemed “fan favorites” and to show they have “star quality.” In Tyra-speak, that means “make good TV, cry profusely and get into fights.”

OMG Angelea! 716! RAWR Classy ghetto, y’all.

OMG Laura, y’all! SO CUTE.

OMG Bianca! Weave, girl. Weave.

OMG Lisa! Loved her.

OMG Bre! GRANOLA BAR. And she didn’t tell roomie and bestie Bianca she was going to be there? RUDE.

OMG Brittany! Loved her.

Dominique! I’m OK with that.

OMG Sheena! LOVELOVELOVE. LOVE.

OMG Isis! Get it, girl. GET. IT.

OMG Kayla! Cutest lesbian model ever.

OMG Allison! Eyes, y’all. Houston girls, represent! (Spring, but whatever.) She’s still stunning. I fully expect a strong finish.

And Camille.*Crickets*

And Shannon. I remember her from waaaaay back in cycle 1.

And Alexandria from just last cycle. She’s going to be eaten alive.

The girls dash to claim their beds. Brittany and Lisa together in a room? Wrongness. But so right.